when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter
What a wonderful basket of frui…
I’M GOING TO CRAP MYSELF
I C A NT ST OP L AUG H IN
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
I feel so powerful when my phone battery is 100
"wake up we gotta go"